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 症状五

星期天，朋友打电话叫老婆去商场淘衣服，老婆走得勿忙，忘了关电视，打电话叫我把电视关一下。天啦，天天同电脑打交道，我竟然把它当作了电脑显示屏。我找了半天，也没有找到鼠标和键盘。我一时头脑发热，给老婆打了个电话，问她把鼠标和键盘藏哪里了。只听见老婆在电话那头咬牙切齿道："等我回来再收拾你！"

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 Joke

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.

He asks the shopkeeper:"Does your dog bite?"

The shopkeeper says:"No,my dog does not bite."

The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bite him.

"Ouch", the man says," I thought you said your dog does not bite."

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Politeness  &  Tact

The  man  was  applying  for  a  job  as  a  bellhop.

"This  job  calls  both  politeness  &  "